Sordid Lives: The Series

Well, hello, darlings. My name is Peggy Ingram and I just want you all to know first and foremost that I am a good Christian woman. I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior when I was only nine years old and have led my life by these four words -- "What would Jesus do?" Until lately. ...

Yeah, I'm Bitsy Mae Harling, that's me. Just wanted you all to know that I'm out of the slammer after being locked up for 18 months for something I did NOT do. Yeah, I was pissed off that night I got off early from Bubba's and walked in on that piece of trailer trash Glyndora Roberts screwing my...

My name is Latrelle Williamson and MY SON IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL! But my sister LaVonda is a loud mouth who has the morals of an alley cat, and don't get me started on the way she dresses in public. Tacky with a capital "T". My brother "Brother Boy" is not only a homosexual, but also has a...

My name is Ty Williamson. I'm from Texas originally, was raised ridged Southern Baptist, am an actor living in West Hollywood, confused about my sexuality and am in intense therapy. And when you get to know my family, you'll understand why. Because they are CRAZY! I mean certifiable. Problem...

Well, hello shugs. LaVonda Dupree here. I know this is a long shot, but if there are any straight single men out there, just give me a jingle, will ya? Maybe one of you cute gay boys has a sweet, kind gentle giant of a straight brother, who likes a senchus woman with a little meat on her...

Hello, hon, it's me, Sissy. Sissy Hickey. And lately, I'm just so worried sick about everybody in my family. My big sister Peggy has been acting so wild and crazy that I don't even know who she is anymore. My niece Latrelle has been downing calmatives like they were Tic Tacs lately and I have...

Hello, I'm Noleta. Noleta Nethercott. I'm sorry I'm crying, but I just don't know what to do. My marriage is in shambles. See, me and my husband G.W. and I are having some sexual dysfunction over his prosthetics legs. He wants to take them off when we make love and I just can't. I mean, can...

G.W. Nethercott here. And life is one big ol' pile of horse crap, if you ask me. Where do I live? In hell! People wonder why I spend my life on a barstool out at Bubba's getting hammered ever' day of my life? Well, I'll tell you why. First off, I'm married to Noleta, my crazy bitch-ass...

Howdy, folks. I'm Wardell Owens. Some folks call me Bubba, that's my nickname and the name of my bar. Bubba's Bar. Lots of judgment in this town about what I do, mainly by members of the Southside Baptist Church. See, the Baptists don't believe in drinking, dancing, cussing or premarital...

Jacob's ladder, witches hat... two tricks in one. Oh, sorry, I was in the middle of one of my string tricks. That's my hobby. String tricks. I'm Odell. Odell Owens. I started doing string tricks after the accident, about twenty years ago. See, I used to be the postman in Winters, Texas. ...

My name is Juanita Bartlett. Between you and me, sometimes I don't know what's real and what's not. I had this boyfriend once whose name was... I forget, but he only had one testicle. I once made a rooster outta beans and lentils when I was a girl. At vacation Bible school. It was almost life...

Hello, my name is Earl Don Ingram. But most folks just call me "Brother Boy". Please don't look at me. My mascara is running. And I haven't had the energy to tease my wig to the right height because... I'm sorry, this is very hard to talk about. My precious, precious, precious Tammy has...

Dr. Eve Bolinger here. I'm the head of patient recovery at the Big Spring State Mental Institution and I have developed a new dehomosexualization therapy that will make gay men straight. I have two patients that I will begin working with today. Jose Victor Rodriguez and Earl Don "Brother Boy"...