Ah, Danish design. Not only do they know how to design furniture that can cause convulsions of excitement to any Chelsea queen, but the good Lord designed the Danes themselves to be the most attractive bunch in Europe. That fair skin, those cheekbones and their skyscraper height cause many a foreigner to swoon.
Beyond design, however, Denmark is a gay paradise. Copenhagen, the capital, is a quaint but bustling little metropolis chocked full of romantic bars, restaurants and hotels. And as for gay friendliness, they have been proud of the pink since 1948 when The National Association for Gays and Lesbians (LBL) was founded as the first of its kind. Other reasons to heart Denmark include their 1989 landmark as the first country in the world to recognize marriage between two persons of the same sex. And in 1999, it became possible for married gays to adopt the infants of their partners. What's not to like?
They may be liberal but the Danes can seem a tad reserved as well. Let's just say they are more Prada, less Versace if you know what I mean. This is actually a wonderful trait that ranks Denmark as one of the most low key tourist destinations. No screaming Italians or loud drunk English in sight! Danes tend to keep to themselves, that is until 5am at a bar when they are drunk and grinding you from behind, eager for a Copenhagen canoodle-fest. This all stems from a rule of etiquette called the Jante Law: Don't think you are anything or any more than us, i.e. don't be flaunting your logo mania in my face bitch! Once you pick up on this vibe, you realize it is a quite cozy way of living. Speaking of cozy, it is the Dane's favorite word, (hygge). Because of this they light candles at breakfast, love thick warm scarves and are especially good at snuggling.
--Cator Sparks